A Package Arrives! part 3 Speculation on The Contents

I wasn’t quite sure what to expect when I finally examined the contents of the envelope…

Given that it had been addressed to Old Heatonian, I thought it may have been photographs, or possibly something from the Hallidays announcing that they had either a) lost another pet somewhere or b) had passed the three week mark WITHOUT losing a pet, and were enclosing a copy of their certificate from the Cat Protection League to prove it. Or even c) a copy of the bill they had had to pay for rebuilding the bathroom the last time they ‘mislaid’ something around the house.

But no. It was something quite unexpected, and something which puzzled me as to its provenance, given that there was no explanatory note, or any indication as to who had sent it or what they wanted me to do with it.

The attending members of the Grumpy Club were almost as puzzled as I was.

It was…

To be continued