What Could It Be? It’s a…
“clamped”, “locking arms”, “rotated” and “clicked completely shut.”
All words used in the instruction manual for the device we have been speculating about this week.
Afterfour days of deliberation, it’s time to reveal the answer…
As I stated, those amongst you who declared the object to be some form of penis enlargement device were actually in the right area, but in reality it is quite the opposite.
No, as guessed almost correctly by the Bedmaster, this is a ‘Home Circumcision Device’. I found it here . However, don’t speculate too much on what sort of person would browse for things like this – it was quite by accident!
Unfortunately, nil funds in the Old Heatonian coffers dictate there is no prize for guessing, but thanks for playing.

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