What Could It Be? It’s a…

Ooer! Cross your legs!

“clamped”, “locking arms”, “rotated” and “clicked completely shut.”

All words used in the instruction manual for the device we have been speculating about this week.

Afterfour days of deliberation, it’s time to reveal the answer…

As I stated, those amongst you who declared the object to be some form of penis enlargement device were actually in the right area, but in reality it is quite the opposite.

No, as guessed almost correctly by the Bedmaster, this is a ‘Home Circumcision Device’.  I found it here .  However, don’t speculate too much on what sort of person would browse for things like this – it was quite by accident!

Unfortunately, nil funds in the Old Heatonian coffers dictate there is no prize for guessing, but thanks for playing.

It’s Friday!

Levels of anticipation must almost be at whimper pitch, as today we will finally reveal the purpose of the gadget we have been speculating about most of the week…

It’s also my first payday from the ‘top secret’ work I am doing for the government, so expect a greater than usual level of intoxication exhibited by your humble scribe tonight, as I furiously try to balance imbibement with ‘paying attention to the band in order to review them on Monday’*.

Results of ‘What Could It Be’ scheduled for 12 noon, first Stella expected in the system around 6 – see you then!
_{(* may not actually happen)}