Introducing…

Local character Fanackapan, not content with being immortalised via the ‘Wall of Dave’ in the Kings Arms, has recently started his own website…

www.fanackapan.co.uk apparently seeks to address the lack of content about our hero on the woefully inadequately updated (at the moment) Old Heatonian, and serves as a braindump for the often bizarre thoughts that roll around his fevered mind.  Check it out – your brain will never forgive you!

Moving on, I found this article on an American newsite.

Given that the Kings Arms will soon be closing for a few days to get some essential maintenance out of the way (and hopefully, fingers crossed, the installation of the Mighty Dyson Airblade in the gents bogs), perhaps landlord Andy will consider installing similar equipment in the public bar, although aerosol Stella would be a better choice as far as I’m concerned…

INSTALL IT AND THEY WILL COME!!

2 Comments

  • By BedmasterNo Gravatar, April 29, 2009 @ 9:24 am

    Mr Funk,
    Please tell me your not condoning a vapourised G&T. What will me and Mrs B have to drink when where all wiskey and coked out off an evening. As Mrs B is very partial to a nip of Gordon’s and Indian tonic water over her ice.

  • By JobcentreplusNo Gravatar, May 1, 2009 @ 7:42 am

    FYI, i prefer Blue Saphire with tonic actually but until the festive season is too expensive – given the credit crunch – to fit into my monthly budget. All donations gratefully received in these hard times…..

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