Genitals NOT exposed

It was an exciting night on Friday, for a couple of Heaton regulars anyway…

For weeks now, Spike and Fanackapan have been planning a trip to Leeds, to study and perhaps participate in the activities at one of the premier fleshpots of the North – The Blue Coyote (Link possibly not safe for work!).

However, their ardour was diminished somewhat when they alighted from the train.  ‘Charlie’, sniffer dog supreme and essential frontline tool in the war against drugs and possibly various shades of terror, took a bit of a shine to Spike.  Prompted by Charlies attention, West Yorkshires finest boys in blue pounced and escorted our non plussed hero off to the on site police station, with a cackling Fanackapan in hot pursuit.

After a good, thorough, but ultimately fruitless search (Spike has consistently chosen not to reveal whether an ‘intimate’ search was carried out, although he does go quite misty eyed when the subject is mentioned), the interrogation began:

‘Why did Charlie stop you then?’

Not having access to Charlies operating parameters, it was difficult for Spike to answer this question, although he did reveal that he had shared a car with someone who was smoking a joint, so perhaps the residue from that had triggered a response… who knows?  Spike revealed that he was a graphic designer by trade, so eventually the police chalked it up to the ‘inks’ that Spike uses and released him to continue his evening, after handing him his ‘pink slip’, with the details of his arrest.  I quote:

‘Stopped by dog Charlie.  Scruffy facial hair – genitals not exposed’.

Of course, this was BEFORE they got to the Blue Coyote…

3 Comments

• By Fanackapan, December 24, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

  I can confirm that Spike’s rectum was sore after the interrogation. Poor poor Spike… serves him right for making off with my car keys…
• By spike, December 25, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

  My rectum wasnt sore, they used lube

  j/k

  and I didnt take your god damn car keys fanackerpants.
• By spike, December 27, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

  W8 a min, Funk, with all the cuffufall with secrecy over ones identity, WHY is there an image of myself along side what appears to be font size 34 “spike” above it doing on the front page?

  

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