Here We Go Again…

Like a Leviathon disturbed from it’s millenial slumber, Banjaxed has once again been prompted to comment…

However, the issue at hand is nothing so trivial as a bun fight about the rights or wrongs of the general xenophobic tendencies of the great unwashed.  No, it’s more important than that.

2 female commentors are currently engaged in a bit of a slanging match, which started over one of the protagonists having the cheek to express a negative opinion about the recent Eddie Earthquake and the Tremors gig.  This has quickly escalated into a round of cat calling, which has explored such subjects as age, educational achievements, the ability of their parents to raise and educate them properly, and mooching around on street corners wearing hoodies, which may or may not be used to disguise how ugly they must be, to name but a few.  Really, it’s rivetting stuff!  I’d start off on the ‘That Was the Weekend That Was’ post for the initial broadsides, then move quickly onto ‘Mixed Emotions’ if you want to keep up with the action.

One of the protagonists has proposed a ‘meeting of mums’ at the Kings on Friday night.  Girls, can you let me know if this is going to happen?  If so, I’ll arrange for some skimpy swimwear and a big pool of jelly to be available so you can sort it out in the good old fashioned way.  I’m sure Frank and the boys from Milestone wouldn’t mind delaying the start of their Christmas Party gig in favour of a bit of mild hair pulling, nipping and some indian burns!

In other news, shocking footage has emerged of a local refusenik spending a nice quiet night in with some friends:

At home...

At home with the boys?

And finally, Fanackapan celebrated his 45th birthday yesterday, with a few beers and glasses of champers with his mates in the pub.

Happy Birthday mate, you wear your years well!

Old Heatonian