It Never Ceases to Amaze Me…

…the pure nonsense you hear when you’re sat quietly having a lager in the pub.

Take for example the recent conversation overheard on Saturday between a prominent local business man and his drinking buddies:

‘Hey! You know McDonalds? Their eggs have never even seen an egg! They make ‘em from chicken fat!’

I managed to supress my guffaws of hysterical laughter for a few seconds in order to retort in no uncertain terms, and enquire why he thought this was so:

‘Well, just look at the yolk. You’ll never dip a soldier in that! Them things have never seen a bloody egg. Or a frying pan. Them chips have never seen a potatoe potato either’!

Not one to pour unnecessary scorn on the opinions of my peers, I nevertheless present to you a home version of the machine that they use to cook your McEgg:

2 Comments

• By Jo, April 9, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

  Hurray, you’re back!
  However…… “potatoe”?
• By admin, April 9, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

  For the love of GOD!! It’s hard enough trying to get this thing up and running without having to watch my speling two…

  Cheers Jo, consider me corrected

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