Breaking News

… from our roving reporter.

Apparently, a recent break in at Shipley Police Station, in which a large quantity of sanitary equipment was stolen from the  bathrooms, has left police baffled.

A spokesperson was heard to comment ‘I can honestly say, we have nothing to go on’

Cheers Claire!

2 Comments

  • By catweaselNo Gravatar, February 27, 2008 @ 11:41 am

    The recent earth tremor later caused a fissure to open up in Shipley town centre. Police are looking into it…

  • By catweaselNo Gravatar, February 27, 2008 @ 11:48 am

    Later still, a tanker lorry containing Hair Restorer crashed into the previously mentioned fissure. Police are combing the area…

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