Breaking News
… from our roving reporter.
Apparently, a recent break in at Shipley Police Station, in which a large quantity of sanitary equipment was stolen from the bathrooms, has left police baffled.
A spokesperson was heard to comment ‘I can honestly say, we have nothing to go on’
Cheers Claire!
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By catweasel
, February 27, 2008 @ 11:41 am
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By catweasel
, February 27, 2008 @ 11:48 am
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