Spindly Fingered Technophobe
The hearts of gadget lovers throughout the Kings missed a beat and increased their pit a pat minutely as Fanackapan unveiled his new Nokia N97 mobile to the world last night…
Giddy and high on the heady scent of freshly unwrapped technology, his long, spindly, shaking fingers struggled immediately with the touch sensitive display and the miniscule keyboard, on which he is doomed to tap out any number of text messages, facebook updates and web addresses over the next 24 months. However, fortified by a couple of pints of Carling, it was mere minutes before he had configured his ‘always on internet’ and logged into You Tube to view a video of his idol Spike Milligan at some sort of awards do. His Facebook account is also set up, so expect updates on his profile with ever increasing frequency, and he has a live weather update confgured to show local Bradford weather ‘as it happens’.
The only thing he needs to do now is figure out how to make a phone call…
Uncategorized | Funk | 
November 19, 2009
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